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11.06.2025 03:51

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
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No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
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share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What type of crossdresser are you?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Still no good